Sunday, September 24, 2023

Horrorthon 2023 Prelim List

House of 1000 Corpses (2003)   Barbarian (2022)   The Invisible Man (1933)   Cobweb (2023)   Five Nights at Freddy's (2023)   Black Sabbath (1963)   Body Bags (1993)   Bloody Birthday (1981)   The Boogeyman (2023)   Borgman (2013)   Brain Damage (1988)   Cocaine Bear (2023)   Come to Daddy (2019)   The Dark and the Wicked (2020)   Deadly Spawn (1983)   The Descent Part 2 (2009)   The Endless (2017)   Evil Dead Rise (2023)   Happy Birthday to Me (1981)   Haunt (2019)   High Tension (2003)   House of the Long Shadows   Insidious: The Red Door (2023)   I Saw the Devil (2010)   Ju-On: The Grudge (2002)   Leprechaun (1993)   Lord of Tears (2013)   Maniac (2012)   The Man Who Laughs (1928)   Moloch (2022)   Pearl (2022)   Rubber (2010)   Tales of Halloween (2015)   The Blackening (2022)   Trick or Treat (1986)   Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)   I Bought a Vampire Motorcyle (1990)   Videodrome (1983)   Warning Shadows (1923)   Why Don't You Play in Hell? (2013)   The Wicker Man (1973)   The Wolf House (2018)   The Wretched (2019)   Wrong Turn (2003)   House of Wax (1953)   Slotherhouse (2023)   Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum (2018)   Totally Killer (2023)

Thursday, September 21, 2023

Shaky Shivers (2023)

πŸ”₯ Release Year

  I've had this one on my list for quite a while now, can't wait to see it!

Shaky Shivers Facebook Page

Watched in Theater πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Wednesday, September 13, 2023

Christine (1983)

πŸ”₯ 40th Anniversary

I broke my "no horror September" rule, because they were playing Christine in theaters for the 40th Anniversary, and my parents had never seen it so I had to take them!! We had a great time and they really enjoyed it! I knew they would πŸ˜‰

My mom thought it was SO COOL when Christine was on fire driving around; the practical effects with the car(s) are incredibly impressive in this film.

Watched in Theater πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Friday, September 1, 2023

Resurrection (2022)

This was hard to watch, but in a Cape Fear 1991, Invisible Man 2020, kinda way -- psychological horror TOπŸ‘THEπŸ‘MAXπŸ‘

How much anxiety do you WANT to have??
Because of you're a woman, it's gonna be A LOT.

Watched on Hulu πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Friday, August 25, 2023

Maniac Cop (1988)

πŸ”₯ 35th Anniversary

More mystery, thriller, and even drama components than I expected -- actually gave the movie some good depth.

Watched on Tubi πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Sleepaway Camp (1983)

πŸ”₯ 40th Anniversary

I know this movie is a "cult classic" or whatever, but it is hot garbage.πŸ˜‚
I'm glad I didn't bother saving it for my Halloween Horrorthon.

The composition of most of the scenes sucks; the character interactions and dialogue are so forced and unnatural; the acting is terrible, and half of the actors that are supposed to be "kids" are probably old enough to drink... it's just painful to watch.

Then my husband's like, "well we have to watch the 2nd one now", and I couldn't even make it 10 minutes into it. πŸ˜‚ I didn't want to waste any more of my life.

Watched on Tubi πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Monday, August 21, 2023

Leviathan (1989)

  The Abyss meets Alien, vs. Peter Weller and Ernie Hudson.

Watched on MPEG πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Sunday, August 20, 2023

Strait-Jacket (1964)

  Wow, Joan Crawford is something else!
  This was a really enjoyable watch, much suspense.

Watched on MPEG πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Saturday, August 12, 2023

The Funhouse (1981)

Tobe Hooper repeats Texas Chainsaw Massacre, just in a carnival setting this time 🀷 i.e. mentally twisted family, deformed adult son who has been abused and is now physically strong and dangerous, group of teenaged interlopers, you get the idea.

Watched on DVD (owned) πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Wednesday, August 9, 2023

There's Nothing Out There (1991)

This movie is the epitome of "dumb but fun". πŸ˜‚

There are actually some impressive-for-low-budget practical effects deaths, but the monster is definitely hokey in a hilarious way. The fifth-wheel friend's meta exasperation at their all being trapped in a horror film was enjoyable.

Watched on Amazon Prime πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Thursday, July 27, 2023

The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

Since it's been hot as hell this week, I figured it was a perfect time to watch the original Hills Have Eyes for the first time. Wes Craven just KNOWS how to make things disturbing.

Watched on Kanopy πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Wednesday, July 26, 2023

Sunday, July 23, 2023

Do Horror Movies Have to "Scare" You to be Good?

"Some of the best and most effective horror movies are ones that didn't jump out and scare you, but rather left you disturbed and thinking about it long after you'd watched it. The types of movies that you were still thinking about that night, while you were struggling to fall asleep in the dark, suddenly noticing every tiny sound coming from the creaks of the house and the wooshes of water running through pipes."

πŸ‘️ read the full article @ halloween-year-round.com  

Friday, July 21, 2023

Little Bone Lodge (2023)

πŸ”₯ Release Year

  The twist in this one is MESSEDπŸ‘ UP!πŸ‘
  You think you know what it is... but then it's WORSE.

Watched on MPEG πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Friday, July 14, 2023

Scream VI (2023)

πŸ”₯ Release Year

  This was definitely another Scream movie.

Watched on DVD (library) πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Saturday, July 8, 2023

Renfield (2023)

πŸ”₯ Release Year

This was fun! Fantastic cast, great fight scenes, and amusing modern-day twists on the Dracula vampire/servant lore.

Watched on DVD (library) πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Friday, June 30, 2023

Dollman (1991)
Demonic Toys (1992)
Dollman vs Demonic Toys (1993)

πŸ”₯ 30th Anniversary

  Friday night.
          This week is fkn OVER,
                  and it's PIZZAπŸ•MOVIEπŸ‘NIGHTπŸ‘
                          I dug so deep
                                  to round up copies
                                          of this early-90's
                                                  direct-to-video
                                                          Triple Feature
                                                                  ✨️extravaganza✨️

Watched all on MPEG πŸ‘️ Trailers on YouTube:  
Dollman, Demonic Toys, Dollman vs Demonic Toys  

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

Friday, June 23, 2023

Torture Garden (1967)

  This was a decent Anthology, but nothing exceptional.

Watched on MPEG πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Sunday, June 18, 2023

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

Deep Rising (1998)

πŸ”₯ 20th Anniversary

Watched on Amazon (rented) πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Sunday, June 11, 2023

Nightmare Cinema (2018)

Ranging from stupid to ridiculous to lame, get ready for bad stunt doubles and all-around absurdity. The only story even remotely worth watching was the 4th one about the mother.

Watched on Tubi πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Friday, June 2, 2023

One Missed Call (2003)

πŸ”₯ 20th Anniversary

The Ring meets Final Destination. Some good ghost spooks once it gets going, but the ending is WTF.

Watched on MPEG πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Monday, May 29, 2023

Kill List (2011)

This was just slow, hard to follow, incongruous, with many discrepancies that are never addressed. Not sure why it has such good ratings on IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes, it's not scary and kinda boring.

Watched on Tubi πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Sunday, May 28, 2023

Friday, May 19, 2023

The House of the Devil (2009)

SO MUCH about this film feels Stephen-King-adaptation-esque (and the brief appearance of Dee Wallace in the beginning makes it even moreso), then suddenly you're slammed into modern horror, then slide back into nostalgia, round-and-round again. Really enjoyable to watch, great style, great horror vibes.

Watched on Tubi πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

The Crazies (1973)

πŸ”₯ 50th Anniversary

Watched on MPEG πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Thursday, May 11, 2023

Dark Skies (2013)

πŸ”₯ 10th Anniversary

Watched on DVD (library) πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Tuesday, May 9, 2023

House (1977)

  WTF KIND OF WILLY WONKA PORNO PSYCHOSIS IS THIS MOVIE?!

Watched on HBO Max πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Eyes Without a Face (1959)

Watched on HBO Max πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Saturday, May 6, 2023

The 100 Greatest Overlooked Horror Movies

"There's hundreds of thousands of [horror] movies and if you don't know where to look, you're bound to miss some good ones. Because of the numerous subgenres within subgenres, the VHS boom of the 80's and the constant stream of new shit being released on a weekly basis, combing through the entire history of horror is a daunting task. This list was made to shine a light on a select few you might not have seen that [Screenage Wasteland contributing author Sailor Monsoon thinks] are worth your time."

Apparently not all the links to the pages within this article are working correctly, so I have provided direct links to each page in descending order:

πŸ‘️  100-91  90-81  80-71  70-61  60-51  50-41  40-31  30-21  20-11  10-1  πŸ‘️

Friday, May 5, 2023

The Canal (2014)

CREEPπŸ‘TASTICπŸ‘ and more brutal than expected. A refreshing indie descent into madness, especially after watching Coherence which was boring.

Side note: love the low-key 70's Italian horror vibe of this promo art.

Watched on Tubi πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

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