Showing posts with label hated it. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hated it. Show all posts

Friday, August 25, 2023

Sleepaway Camp (1983)

πŸ”₯ 40th Anniversary

I know this movie is a "cult classic" or whatever, but it is hot garbage.πŸ˜‚
I'm glad I didn't bother saving it for my Halloween Horrorthon.

The composition of most of the scenes sucks; the character interactions and dialogue are so forced and unnatural; the acting is terrible, and half of the actors that are supposed to be "kids" are probably old enough to drink... it's just painful to watch.

Then my husband's like, "well we have to watch the 2nd one now", and I couldn't even make it 10 minutes into it. πŸ˜‚ I didn't want to waste any more of my life.

Watched on Tubi πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Sunday, October 30, 2022

Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005)

πŸŽƒ Horrorthon 2022 #37.5

This was slow and boring, bizarre characters, low production quality. I couldn't finish it, only made it about 1/3 through. I'm staunchly on Team Exorcist: The Beginning in the great prequel debate.

Watched on Kanopy πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Tuesday, October 4, 2022

Basket Case (1982)

πŸŽƒ Horrorthon 2022 #5 πŸ”₯ 40th Anniversary

To try to explain all the ways in which this movie was horrible is impossible.

The characters' behavior and the actors' performances were straight out of a bad porno tape. The Foley tech was FROM HELL! and apparently "Belial" (the deformed creature) was attempting to have sex with the corpse of a woman he murdered?! AWFUL!!

I've read articles that say this movie is groundbreaking, and I just absolutely cannot understand the reasoning behind that viewpoint -- it'sπŸ‘justπŸ‘garbage.πŸ‘
          Even "for 1982":  it'sπŸ‘garbage.πŸ‘
                    Even "for low-budget 1982":  it'sπŸ‘garbage.πŸ‘
                              GarbageπŸ‘garbageπŸ‘garbageπŸ‘TRASH!πŸ‘

Watched this garbage on Tubi πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTubeNO  

Tuesday, January 11, 2022

Night of the Demons (2010)

  I couldn't even finish this, it was absolute garbage.

Watched on Amazon Prime πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

Saturday, October 9, 2021

The Resort (2021)

πŸŽƒ Horrorthon 2021 #14

WHOOF this was beyond mediocre.

Not one single horror thing happened until after 45 mins of vamping and tortured banter. Then it was standard haunted-asylum-basement fare. The haunt story was barely explained, and the resident ghost didn't make any sense and was not compelling. There was a twist at the end, but it wasn't done well or worth watching the rest of the movie.
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Watched on Hulu πŸ‘️ Trailer on YouTube  

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